So. I write. Yea, I do. I write about adventures, and things that I love. I also love to write about things I hate. So this is something that's really been ticking me off lately.
Plaid. What's the deal, anyway? Someone, lets call him Clark for copyright reasons, decides to wear plaid to school. Not a big deal, right? Yea, IT'S A BIG DEAL. Not going to mention why-but it is. A certain Clark thought it would be cool to diss me on his blog. But there is no way I'm letting that happen. Lets introduce this:
Reasons to not wear plaid:
-The general reason that is unfashionable-plaid
-Plaids do not mix with the kazoo.
-It can make my eyes dizzy
-It can attract a great mosquito
-It's breaking the menu.
-It will be the end to the ending
-It will blind the taxi
-You look like a perv
-It's not a good way to accessorize?
So there's the master list. Except, one thing, Clark, read every last letter of every last word. Hope you like what it adds up to!
-Sincerely,
Dominique Harris
